No no no. The answer is *child labor*. Which leads to a brilliant solution: those workplaces will be classified as charter schools, and children will be required to attend/work there. Capitalism is saved!
Better still, since those children are underage, the minimum wage law won't apply. They will receive a training wage instead. Which will be paid by taxpayers, since they will be funding the new -sweatshops- that is, charter schools. We will even be able to fulfill a long-held dream of Newt Gingrich, and replace janitors with students!
No no no. The answer is *child labor*. Which leads to a brilliant solution: those workplaces will be classified as charter schools, and children will be required to attend/work there. Capitalism is saved!
ReplyDeleteJeebus. You can run for office as a Republican.
ReplyDeleteBetter still, since those children are underage, the minimum wage law won't apply. They will receive a training wage instead. Which will be paid by taxpayers, since they will be funding the new -sweatshops- that is, charter schools. We will even be able to fulfill a long-held dream of Newt Gingrich, and replace janitors with students!
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