A new President has been selected by The Discovery Channel, and he has announced that the channel will no longer be doing shows about fake sh%$:New Discovery Channel chief Rich Ross (no relation to Rick) has vowed to stop airing pseudoscientific bullshit on what is ostensibly an educational channel. Ross made this promise at the Television Critic’s Association press tour earlier today, telling the skeptical crowd, “I don’t think [fake documentaries are] right for Discovery Channel, and think it’s something that has run its course.”So, no more mermaids, no more men eaten by anacondas, no more assertions that long extinct giant sharks are still swimming out there, and (of course) Amish gangstas.
They just unjumped the C. megaladon.
Believe it when I see it.
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