Out Like a Lamb, My Ass!

They are predicting snow tomorrow.

Seriously.  It's the Spring, and it's f%$3ing Baltimore!!!

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WSWLWX
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
830 PM EDT MON MAR 24 2014

DCZ001-MDZ004>007-009>011-013-014-016-VAZ030-031-040-042-050>056-
501-502-WVZ053-250830-
/O.NEW.KLWX.WW.Y.0020.140325T1000Z-140325T1900Z/
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-NORTHERN BALTIMORE-
HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-
ANNE ARUNDEL-CHARLES-WARREN-CLARKE-RAPPAHANNOCK-LOUDOUN-ORANGE-
CULPEPER-PRINCE WILLIAM/MANASSAS/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-
ARLINGTON/FALLS CHURCH/ALEXANDRIA-STAFFORD-SPOTSYLVANIA-
NORTHERN FAUQUIER-SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-JEFFERSON-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WASHINGTON...FREDERICK...WESTMINSTER...
GAITHERSBURG...COLUMBIA...BALTIMORE...ANNAPOLIS...WALDORF...
FRONT ROYAL...LEESBURG...CULPEPER...MANASSAS...MANASSAS PARK...
FAIRFAX...ALEXANDRIA...FALLS CHURCH...FREDERICKSBURG...
WARRENTON...CHARLES TOWN
830 PM EDT MON MAR 24 2014

WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM TO 3 PM EDT
TUESDAY
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON HAS
ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW... WHICH IS IN EFFECT
FROM 6 AM TO 3 PM EDT TUESDAY.
* PRECIPITATION TYPE...SNOW.
* ACCUMULATIONS...1 TO 3 INCHES. THE HIGHEST AMOUNTS WILL BE NORTH
AND WEST OF INTERSTATE 95 TOWARD THE BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS.
* TIMING...SNOW WILL BEGIN EARLY TUESDAY MORNING. THE HEAVIEST
SNOW IS EXPECTED TUESDAY MORNING BEFORE TAPERING OFF DURING THE
AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING.
* TEMPERATURES...LOW TEMPERATURES TONIGHT IN THE MID TO UPPER 20S.
HIGH TEMPERATURES TUESDAY WILL BE IN THE MID TO UPPER 30S.
* WINDS...BECOMING SOUTHEAST AROUND 5 MPH.
* IMPACTS...ROADS WILL BE SNOW COVERED AND SLIPPERY TUESDAY
MORNING AND TRAVEL WILL BE DIFFICULT DURING THE MORNING COMMUTE.
MOST SURFACES WILL BECOME WET TUESDAY AFTERNOON WITH
TEMPERATURES RISING ABOVE FREEZING.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE
TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SLIPPERY ROADS AND LIMITED
VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING.
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This is completely whack!