40 Years In The Deserr: How Not to Make Friends With Your Friends at the Department of Homeland Security

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Put these handy dandy stickers on your suitcase, which are sure to get you a body cavity search:

OK, maybe this one will get you a date:

Matthew Saroff, Mechanical Engineer, Owings Mills, Maryland, US
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A member of the Democratic wing of the Democratic party, and a fan of Bernie who thinks Neoliberal (DLC/New Dem) trickle down conomics sucks.

Mechanical Engineer with a background in defense, electronics packaging, medical & food equipment, transportation, and manufacturing.

I have two cats, a black cat, and a gray and white long hair cat, who keep me on my toes. (Because he keeps attacking my feet)

I am a Jew and a Zionist, who is married to a woman with exquisitely bad taste in men, and I have two remarkable children with her.