Runners Up in the 2010 April Fools Competition

• Lloyd Blankfein: Time Man Of The Year [He is CEO of Goldman Sachs]
  
• New ETF to Offer Fresh Ways to Lose Money Investing With Options
• France 'claims' best pizza maker title (video, the BBC approaching the perfection of the spaghetti harvest)
• Merkel Places Hopes in Lysistrata Initiative, calling, "on the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their partners until they file their tax returns."
• U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program. Not sure if this is a true April Fools gag, since The Onion does this every day.
• Google Jail, which is actually a Fastcompany.com joke about Google's April Fools jokes.
• Google is no longer named Google, it is now , which come to think of it, is an awful lot like being incarcerated.
• Paul Krugman and NPR's Talk of the Nation propose shortening the year to reduce the deficit.
• Breaking: Florida’s Senator Bill Nelson To Leave Democratic Party
• Obama fills out census form, lists “Kenya” as birthplace
• Stupak Democrats to lose committee seats (How I wish this one was real)
• Farnborough beckons for Italian UAV display team (the Photoshops on this are prize)