So, on another Northwest Flight, a passenger experiencing "gastric distress", spent an extended amount of time in the aircraft lavatory, and when quizzed about his experience, he was less than forthcoming, so we had yet another security freakout.
Needless to say, al Qaeda is planning to start opening restaurants at airports that serve really strong curry, and they will follow it up with sabotage to disable toilet heating, so we will be threatened with icy BM's.*
*Icy BM (Bowel Movement)-ICBM, get it?
Sounds like another weapon of ass destruction.
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