Chinese Military Unleashes Illegal and Immoral Weapon

See the 3^rd eye?


There it is again!!!

It appears that the Chinese Communists are developing genetically engineered furries as super-soldiers.

With no respect for the norms of civilized behavior, they intend to inflict furrie soldiers with mutant 3^rd eyes (see top pic) upon an unsuspecting world.

And you know what's paying for their inhuman efforts?

McDonald's Happy Meal toys, that's what.

Every time one of your kids gets happy meal toys, the PLA puts a penny on their evil plans.

They must be stopped!