Amazingly Politically Incorrect Humor

So, I'm on the Stellar Parthenon BBS, and we are discussing the rapidly deteriorating state of governance in Pakistan, and I'm a part of the following exchange:

Me: (Furiously calling up Wiki) Pakistan has somewhere around 40 throughly weaponized and deliverable nuclear warheads....

CZ: That many? F@#$.

UM: Don't worry, they're all pointed at India.
I think they could probably wipe out about 5% of India's total population.

Me: As long as they are pointed at whoever does tech support for Dell.....

DC: Let me provide the coordinates.

CZ: Win!