Friday, July 25, 2008

New Stock Market Terms

Courtesy of WallStreetJackass:
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
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Read the rest at the site...It's a hoot.

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