Another Guy Who Writes Better Than I Ever Will

It appears that Paperwhite is one such individual.A he said / he said misunderstanding? Seriously, that's what Larry Craig (R-My Own Private Idaho) is saying?
LOL!!!! I wish I had thought of "My Own Private Idaho".

Look, closeted gay self-hating Republicans, wouldn't it just be easier if you could just lay it all out there, something like this:

I'm a rich white guy who has nothing but contempt for poor people, worships Mammon, knows that the babymaking apparatus means that women aren't really full persons, and thinks that blowing shit up is the extent of foreign policy, so vote for me! Oh, and I'm really into other guys. Yes, in that way.

Word up. This guy can write.