Shorter Ted Stevens: I'm Insane or a Liar

In the Senate debates in Alaska, Ted "Hulk Smash" Stevens let this whopper fly:

"I'm not going to step down. I have not been convicted. I have a case pending against me, and probably the worse case of prosecutorial ... misconduct by the prosecutors that is known," Stevens said.

Yes, you have been convicted.

You may expect a reversal on appeal, but you were convicted.

C=MI<sup>*

*</sup>Conservatism = Mental Illness